snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

(via who-r-u-now)

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

(via piercing-whore)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via iodideions)

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

(via coleeslaw)